This Week in MuchMusic

Third rate R&B act Massari holds the #1 spot on the Muchmusic Countdown. Did Shawn Desmon do something to piss off the program directors and this is their way of exacting revenge?

They have the Olsen twins on, what are they promoting? "We like drugs and vomiting, buy our um..er..um, go see our um..er..um, listen to our um..er..um. Seriously,WTF? Still, 1000 people go to see them and an anorexic epidemic is sure to be on our hands.

An hour long ode to Nickleback on Going Coastal. If I'm not mistaken, Hanna, Alberta is not on a coast.

I really hope this weekend's All Ashanti All The Time doesn't disappoint.

PS - Contrary to popular belief, I am not the lead singer of The Magic Numbers. Not only did he cop my look but his band sound exactly like Bodega